good :) i’m not in a good headspace to deal with everyone on there, ESPECIALLY now that they’ve started posting straight-up pedophile ‘jokes.’ guh. guh. guhhhhh.
It’s because he wishes Neville would have been the Chosen One instead of Harry (and by extension, would have saved Lily’s life).
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
people assume that sexuality is a strict progression of heterosexual to homosexual, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it’s more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly, sexy-wexy…stuff.
So we just got done watching X-Men: First Class, and I figured that it would be awesome to figure out your own random mutant power. Here’s how to do it:
Go to the Superpower Wiki
Click Random Page
IT’S YOUR MUTANT ABILITY.
The knowledge that one’s existence is false.Capability
Users are aware that their surroundings are false. This ability is usually the starting point for other powers. Some may only communicate with the outside world others may be able to break barriers and release themselves from the false world as well. Users under the veil of Illusion are aware they are in an illusion, but may not be able to release themselves.
Plant mimicry. This is the worst power since lactokinesis.
Earth manipulation. I guess I’ll take it.
Adoptive Muscle Memory: The power to replicate movement after observation.
The user can copy any human movement after seeing it performed. Can achieve acrobatics, martial arts, and physical stunts.
ability to manipulate dreams. I AM FREDDY KRUEGER~
Ok. I seriously love Amy Poehler even more.
I’m totally going to donate and YOU SHOULD TOO!
Help Planned Parenthood out! :)
If you can’t donate, you can still reblog. I rarely post things like this and ask people to reblog it. But, this is really important. Planned Parenthood helps so many people. They do pap smears, screen for cancers, test for and treat STDs, provide affordable birth control, educate people about reproductive and sexual health, help people plan their families, and provide abortions.
This isn’t just about abortions, people. Yes, it is vital that we have that right and we should not ignore it or be quiet about it, but Planned Parenthood does so much more. More and more clinics are shut down every month. Many of these clinics do not even provide abortions. They simply provide vital health care and information for those who need it most.
That’s what we’re losing.
Raise awareness, watch your local legislatures, write your representatives, go to rallies, donate, etc. Do what you can.
oh my god i wish i would have seen this last week, *i* have no money but my fiancé bought me a bunch of beer with his paycheck and i would have totally donated my borrowed beer money because PLANNED PARENTHOOD <3 dammit
I am disgusted and horrified and… I just have no words.
AHHHHHHHHHH DDDDD: NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS THE FAIL
UM HOW ABOUT A BIG FUCKING NO? “MODERN PLUMBING” IS NOT WORTH PEOPLE’S FREEDOM.
i fucking CANNOT!!!!!!!!
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL WE FUCKED YOU TIL YOU COULDNT GET UP AGAIN! WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT US!
what a nice way to start the morning! WELCOME TO FAILTOWN POPULATION THIS QUOTE