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July 2011

[hedgehog gif] → delicatedemons.tumblr.com

this is me after i drop things in people’s askboxes

Jun 30, 2011731 notes
#hedgehog #gif #social anxiety
Jun 30, 20115,128 notes
#ahaha #yes #wicked #elphaba #fuuu
[TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE CULTURE] → facebook.com

riotisnotquiet:

I’m going to continue posting links to this unbelievably triggering Facebook page (titled “Riding your Girlfriend softly Cause you don’t want to wake her up) until I see that it has been taken down. 

I urge each and every one of you to report this page. 

Nearly every wall post and comment is a rape joke, minus the ones pissed off people like me have been posting.  I had a panic attack earlier that was triggered by things said to me on this page and it really needs to be taken down ASAP.

Tumblr, you know what to do.

i’m not sure if enough people haven’t reported this or if facebook just doesn’t fucking care or what.

it has 70,000 fans.

70,000 people who i assume have glanced at the comments.

sometimes i just want to watch the world burn.

Jun 30, 201164 notes
#trigger warning like woah #facebook #rape culture
lol just now discovering what everyone else has known for 2 weeks

the private ‘answer ask’ function!

gqbrielle: HEY IT WORKS

everyone else: um yeah

*swag*

[gif]

Read More →

Jun 30, 2011
#gif #askbox #private answer

June 2011

I'm trolling them just as hard. fucking assholes need to gtfo out of this society and go back to their caves.

good :) i’m not in a good headspace to deal with everyone on there, ESPECIALLY now that they’ve started posting straight-up pedophile ‘jokes.’ guh. guh. guhhhhh.

Jun 30, 20111 note
Just read somewhere the reason why Snape was such a dick to Neville.

love3plus1mj:

ensnaresthesenses:

mugglesdontgetit:

It’s because he wishes Neville would have been the Chosen One instead of Harry (and by extension, would have saved Lily’s life).

WHOA

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

that…makes sense…

Jun 30, 20115,377 notes
#snape was a dick to everyone tho #especially hermione oh my god #harry potter #severus snape #neville longbottom
Jun 30, 20112,098 notes
#lion #lion cub #d'awww
Jun 30, 2011276 notes
#i ship this #oh god #ron weasley #edward cullen
The moment you accidentally hit your nails after painting them:

fuckyeahlaughters:

aquaowl:

image

Jun 30, 2011114,948 notes
#gif #FUCKING I KNOW RIGHT

thegestianpoet:

people assume that sexuality is a strict progression of heterosexual to homosexual, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective point of view, it’s more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly, sexy-wexy…stuff.

Jun 30, 20113,638 notes
#quote #excellent #doctor who #sexuality
Jun 30, 201126,464 notes
#adorbs #fawn
Jun 29, 2011212 notes
#wtf #advertising #kia #creepy creepy creepy
Jun 29, 2011174 notes
#jurassic park #japan #HONEYMOON IDEA Y/Y
Jun 29, 201189 notes
#art #james mcavoy #so i took a break and did a warm up painting #a warm up painting #a warm up painting #GOD DAMMIT ELLE
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work his typewriter?

theoceanandthesky:

fagotron:

je sus
fu c k i ng chris
t how
do e s thi s
t ype w
r i t er
w o r k

-e.e. cummings

LMAO OMG

oh dear xD

Jun 29, 201122,341 notes
#e.e. cummings #LOL
Jun 29, 2011367 notes
#rape culture

the-madame-hatter:

amonsteraday:

Your Mutant Power

hermione-ganja:

8bit-empire:

themainmane:

theocarinaoftime:

So we just got done watching X-Men: First Class, and I figured that it would be awesome to figure out your own random mutant power. Here’s how to do it:

Go to the Superpower Wiki

Click Random Page

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IT’S YOUR MUTANT ABILITY.

Comic Awareness

The knowledge that one’s existence is false.

Capability

Users are aware that their surroundings are false. This ability is usually the starting point for other powers. Some may only communicate with the outside world others may be able to break barriers and release themselves from the false world as well. Users under the veil of Illusion are aware they are in an illusion, but may not be able to release themselves.

Plant mimicry. This is the worst power since lactokinesis.

Earth manipulation. I guess I’ll take it.

Adoptive Muscle Memory: The power to replicate movement after observation.

The user can copy any human movement after seeing it performed. Can achieve acrobatics, martial arts, and physical stunts.  

ability to manipulate dreams. I AM FREDDY KRUEGER~

http://bit.ly/kPb6u8

Jun 29, 20111,762 notes
#x-men #superpower #meme #superpower wiki
Donate to Planned Parenthood by June 30 and Amy Poehler will match your donation!

halvgal:

Donate to Planned Parenthood by June 30 and Amy Poehler will match your donation!

the-madame-hatter:

motheatenmusicalbroacde:

Ok. I seriously love Amy Poehler even more.

I’m totally going to donate and YOU SHOULD TOO!

Help Planned Parenthood out! :)

If you can’t donate, you can still reblog. I rarely post things like this and ask people to reblog it. But, this is really important. Planned Parenthood helps so many people. They do pap smears, screen for cancers, test for and treat STDs, provide affordable birth control, educate people about reproductive and sexual health, help people plan their families, and provide abortions.

This isn’t just about abortions, people. Yes, it is vital that we have that right and we should not ignore it or be quiet about it, but Planned Parenthood does so much more. More and more clinics are shut down every month. Many of these clinics do not even provide abortions. They simply provide vital health care and information for those who need it most. 

That’s what we’re losing. 

Raise awareness, watch your local legislatures, write your representatives, go to rallies, donate, etc. Do what you can.

Thank you.

oh my god i wish i would have seen this last week, *i* have no money but my fiancé bought me a bunch of beer with his paycheck and i would have totally donated my borrowed beer money because PLANNED PARENTHOOD <3 dammit

Jun 29, 2011993 notes
#signal boostage #planned parenthood
Jun 29, 201115,961 notes
#logic #signs #teh gay
“20. While we recognise the Aboriginal people as the first people of Australia, we encourage them to accept our Government’s apology and invite them to issue a statement of thanks for the good that the British heritage has brought to our nation.” —

Welcome to Rise Up Australia Party – Keep Australia Australian!

I am disgusted and horrified and… I just have no words.

(via mjec)

AHHHHHHHHHH DDDDD: NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS THE FAIL

(via -frabjousday)

FUCK. YOU.

(via jhameia)

UM HOW ABOUT A BIG FUCKING NO? “MODERN PLUMBING” IS NOT WORTH PEOPLE’S FREEDOM. 

(via jaded16india)

i fucking CANNOT!!!!!!!!

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL WE FUCKED YOU TIL YOU COULDNT GET UP AGAIN! WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT US!

(via soydulcedeleche)

what a nice way to start the morning! WELCOME TO FAILTOWN POPULATION THIS QUOTE

Jun 29, 2011211 notes
#quote #australia #aboriginal people #rise up australia party #RACISM
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