January 2012
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“Like you, I’m busy preparing to ring in the new year with family and friends…”
you assume too much, political email
December 2011
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irresponsibly-responsible replied to your photo: mistaaaaaakes.
Your mistakes look AWESOME
i compounded things by stupidly going I KNOW, I’LL FIX IT WITH WATER
smarter people than me will remember what happens when you dump water over lava.
cobblestone. cobblestone everywhere.
it’s like i griefed myself ಠ_ಠ
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Respecting Kids' Bodily Boundaries and Teaching... →
thefremen:
Most of us can remember being pressured to just “suffer through it” from our own childhoods. Who doesn’t recall being forced to kiss “Great Aunt Edna” as a kid, or getting scratched by Uncle Bob’s beard as he leaned in for a squeeze? Or, being told to just ignore the teasing and roughhousing of our cousins?
As a mother, I can relate to the embarrassment that a parent might feel when...
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woohoo
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: apply liquid eyeliner without killing anyone and or sobbing out of frustration.
no pix ‘cos i broke my phone a little bit back and that’s the only camera i have ;P getting an insurance replacement soon but for now am using an old persnickety one that i don’t feel like fucking with right now.
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[Batman slams the Joker's head into the table]
The Joker: [groggy] Ugh... Never start with the head! The victim gets all... fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
[Batman punches the Joker's hand; the Joker pauses for effect]
The Joker: See?
Batman: You wanted me. Here I am.
The Joker: I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint. You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place; even to a guy like me, that's cold!
Batman: Where's Dent?
The Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can go back to the way things were, but I know the truth. There's no going back. You've changed things. Forever.
Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no… no! No, you… you… complete… me.
Batman: You're garbage who kills for money.
The Joker: Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
[Batman grabs the Joker by the lapels and lifts him up]
Batman: Where's Dent?
The Joker: You have all these rules, and you think they'll save you!
[Batman slams the Joker into the wall]
Batman: I have one rule.
The Joker: Oh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman: Which is?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, and tonight, you're gonna break your one rule!
Batman: I'm considering it.
The Joker: There's only minutes left; you're going to have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.
Batman: Them?
The Joker: You know, for a while there, I thought you really were Dent. The way you threw yourself after her... [laughs]
'[Batman realises he means Rachel; enraged, he flips Joker over onto the table]
The Joker: Look at you go! Does Harvey know about you and his "little bunny"?
[Batman slams Joker's head into the mirror and punches him]
Batman: WHERE ARE THEY?
The Joker: Killing is making a choice...
[Batman punches him again]
Batman: WHERE ARE THEY?
The Joker: Choose between one life or the other: Your friend the District Attorney, or his blushing bride-to-be!
[Batman punches him again]
The Joker: [laughing hysterically] You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!
[Batman grabs him]
The Joker: But don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are! Both of them, and that's the point. You'll have to choose. He's at 250 52nd Street and she's at Avenue X and Cicero.
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portraitofskepticism:
cleveraintwise:
o3e:
telling straight girls they’re pretty and they get creeped out
:llllll
I hate that.
By complimenting you I am not asking whether you’re a top or a bottom.
it’s like as soon as somebody finds out my sexual orientation, it weighs in on every damn thing I say
the first female friend i came out to as bisexual immediately asked if the reason we...
How to Lose Your Virginity: First Person: Juju... →
cunt-synchroneity:
sun-sica:
cunt-synchroneity:
sun-sica:
cunt-synchroneity:
sun-sica:
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virgin:
Our latest First Person comes from Juju from the Jersey Shore, who talks about guys choosing non-virgins over virgins. If you want to tell your story, go to our submission form. We’d love to run it in this blog!
Tell us about yourself:
I am a High School senior; Class...
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picsandquotes:
DJ Earworm- United State of Pop...
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does anyone else get more easily triggered while they’re drunk?
fuck
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Dear kinky magickal sorts
trystnuit:
We have a seasonal present for each and every one of you
:3
Send us your email address, or an ask about it first if you don’t like surprises
<3
Also you should promote us because we give awesome gifts and shit
Doublealso, reblog this cause’ it’s for errybody
-Vanitas+Minuit
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in the last hour i have veered from
OH GOD I HATE MY HAIR I’M UGLY NOW OH GOD *sob*
to
aw yiss look at dat hair i am one sexy motherfucker
…
yeah idk if it’s the alcohol or the bipolar but i can deal with mood swings that end up like this
ETA if anyone is confused THIS sexy-ass haircut is what i’m talking about
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got drunk at his-hoofiness’ grandparents’ place because someone brought Captain Morgan & like a bunch of other people brought wine.
i didn’t make an ass of myself though so whatever
anyway if i post anything weird it’s probably ‘cos ~drunk~
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“My fellow queers and assorted allies: we have got to stop using arguments like...”
– Social Justice League - Fauxgress Watch: Born This Way. (via anotherlgbttumblr)
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