December 2010
i laughed so hard i coughed and seriously almost died
Morning…
*gasp* It’s morning everyone!
Today’s the day!
The sun is shining,
The tank is clean,
and we’re gonna bust out of…..
THE TANK IS CLEAN.
JK Rowling and Stephen Fry.
Stephen Fry: If you hear anybody in the future say JK “Row-elling” you have my permission to hit them on the head - not with a copy of the Order of the Phoenix because that would be cruel
JK Rowling: That would kill them!
Stephen Fry: No, use something smaller than the last book - like a fridge.
November 2010
“Depression isn’t just being a bit sad. It’s feeling nothing, It’s not wanting to be alive anymore”
—Jk Rowling (via siriuslestrange)
“If you read my blog, you’d know I’m a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.”
—Zach Galifianakis (via siriuslestrange)
Look to the books: TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS →
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s…
“The curvaceous Mad Men star [Christina Hendricks] was named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire, but she says fashion designers refuse to outfit her 5’8”, size 14 frame.”
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Are you fucking kidding me, Hollywood?! Christina is GORGEOUS. You can all fuck right off.
“A democratic morality should judge sexual acts by the way partners treat one another, the level of mutual consideration, the presence or absence of coercion, and the quantity and quality of the pleasures they provide. Whether sex acts are gay or straight, coupled or in groups, naked or in underwear, commercial or free, with or without video, should not be ethical concerns.”
—Gayle Rubin, “Thinking Sex: Notes for a Radical Theory of the Politics of Sexuality” (via rev)